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Goods approved by the Murd for dogs of character. Twelve-month subscribers choose one item of regalia gratis.

photo: croc-charm collar
The Croc-Charm Collar$28

Bejeweled with genuine Croc charms. Gauche. Magnificent.

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photo: Patches bandana
The Patches Bandana$18

As worn by the Murd himself, on days he consents to be perceived.

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photo: velcro vest patch
The Vest Patch$12

Velcro-backed, for the working dog's vest. Business in the front.

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photo: portrait print
Portrait of the Murd$24

Oil-style art print. He did not sit still.

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photo: reply kit
The Reply Kit$16

Paper, envelope, and wax seal, that thy dog may respond properly.

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photo: bound letters
Collected Letters, Vol. I$25

Back correspondence, bound in twine. For latecomers.

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