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TERMS OF CORRESPONDENCE — $15/MO, FLAT

Choose thy commitment

1 MONTH

$15

ONE LETTER

A single epistle. Caution becometh thee.

6 MONTHS

$90

SIX LETTERS

Half a year of counsel for thy beast. A respectable arrangement.

INCLUDES REGALIA

12 MONTHS

$180

TWELVE LETTERS + ONE GIFT, BESTOWED

A full year, plus your choice from the Murd's private collection:

The croc-charm collar

The Patches bandana

The velcro vest patch

ALL PLANS $15/MO. THE YEAR SIMPLY COMES WITH SPOILS. GIFTING? USE THE RECIPIENT DOG'S ADDRESS AT CHECKOUT.

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